do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
is this really what you women think about?
yes
this, omg
(via analplunger)
i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”
(via fake-mermaid)
- No Male Ever: Yeah I really like her but she doesn't have a thigh gap
- Spice Girls: YO-
- Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
(via angelinarosereeves)


I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
